Thursday, February 27, 2014

Breaking and entering

We had an incident a while ago.
It involved a crying baby and a desperate mother.
It went something like this.
Baby starts to cry after a nap.
Mom thinks maybe I will let her cry a little, she might go back to sleep.
Baby cries for awhile.
Baby does not go back to sleep.
Mom picks up her lazy bones to console baby.
Mom tries to open door to babies room.
Said door is locked.
LOCKED???? Alas, the 2 year old had struck again.
Baby starts to wail
Mom calls Heman Husband
Heman Husband says to try and remove the doorknob. He also says if that doesn't work,
the Mom needed to knock the door in.
Mom gets her trusty tools out.
Screwdriver and Dollywood season pass.
Door remains locked.
Even without the doorknob.
Mom tries to break through door.
Yep, door is not going to budge.
Mom tries again to fandagle the door open.
Then mom uses her McGuyver skills.
POP!
Door swings open.
Mom rushes into her more than distraught daughter.
Snuggles all around.

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