Tuesday, February 22, 2011

LOSE 40 POUNDS IN 2 WEEKS!!!

Everyone knows those advertisements for weight lose.

Well, I have come up with a way to make that possible. The steps are listed below.
1. Get pregnant
2. While pregnant, make sure to get gestional hypertension.
3. Put on 70+ pounds during pregnacy.
4. Give birth
5. Pee
6. Pee alot more

Viola!!! Off come the pounds!!!

***Fine Print: You will have to lose the other 30 pounds by yourself. Sorry, that's just the way it is***

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